Finnish Ironing 12:10 Thu May 18
I been shat on by a woodpecker
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Walking along minding my own business when this strange bird noise made me look up and see this stunning green and blue and red bird. Then the little fucker shat on me. A massive fucking splurge of bird crap on my BRAND NEW white shirt. Cunt of a bird should of been pecking on some tree instead of messing up my new shirt. Wanker bird.
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Northern Sold
12:12 Thu May 18
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Seen in the East End as good luck that... get along to a bookies and shove your mortgage on a 25/1 long shot...
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Lily Hammer
12:16 Thu May 18
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Better than being splat on by a pecker with wood.
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defence
12:19 Thu May 18
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I was shat on once by a black bird, but that's a totally different story.
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Eggbert Nobacon
12:28 Thu May 18
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why did this not happen to young woody?
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Manip
12:31 Thu May 18
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defence 12:19 Thu May 18
Arf
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23ad
1:09 Thu May 18
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*woody Woodpecker Laugh*
Ar AR Ar a a
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Russ of the BML
6:23 Thu May 18
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defence 12:19 Thu May 18
Post of the day.
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Far Cough
6:40 Thu May 18
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defence = Jeff Stelling
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Far Cough
6:42 Thu May 18
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Whoops, or is it Richard Keys?
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sanfrancis-co-uk
7:13 Thu May 18
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Your first line in blatant plagiarism of The Stranglers.
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Too Much Too Young
7:21 Thu May 18
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What was strange about the bird noise?
I generally find that most birds make bird noises.
Did this one go woof, moo or meow?
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The Stoat
7:27 Thu May 18
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Only one thing to say about that then
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iNxujJGnbB4
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Nurse Ratched
7:38 Thu May 18
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TMTY
Might have been hammering.
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Too Much Too Young
8:44 Thu May 18
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Nurse,
Finnish said it should have been pecking a tree, so hammering is out.
it might have oinked at him..
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lab
8:47 Thu May 18
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I had a bird shit on my car once , I never took her out again.
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lab
8:49 Thu May 18
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Green woodpecker , also known as the yaffler I believe , the tune or noise they make is referred to the yaffle I think .
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Nurse Ratched
8:49 Thu May 18
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Hmm. Perhaps.
But they hammer with such astonishing rapidity it sounds more like a whirring rattle. In typically human centric ignorance, Finnish might associate a woodpecker knocking as being similar to the slower strokes a human would make with a hammer.
We'll solve the mystery between us.
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gph
9:39 Thu May 18
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Green and blue and red - Russian Karelian colours.
Blatantly a Putin loyalist drone programmed to shit on anyone who might be a Karelian nationalist
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Chigwell
12:40 Sat May 20
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There's a green woodpecker living near our house. Every morning it wakes us with its loud repetitive pecking. You'd think it would give itself a headache before giving us one.
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gph
1:27 Sat May 20
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It's got a thick and spongy skull to protect its brain from the repeated shocks.
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